It has been quite a while since I last updated this blog, but now I shall whilst im convalescing here on my bed, aching all over like an old man. Growing old sucks, ok? Don't let anybody psycho you with all that bullshit about growing old 'gracefully'. When your butt and boobs start to sag, it ain't pretty.

Speaking of which, you sld really check out the latest photos of Putin. Arguably one of the few politicians in the world who CAN be photographed naked. It's said to be part of his re-election campaign by attempting to score points with young women - erm, seriously? so tall blonde slav chicks did old dyedushkas? i thought it was only a babushka thing. ah well.

Elsewhere in the world, Ahmadinejad's (omg i spelt it off-hand, and PS: its pronounced ACKH-ma-dee-nee-jad) coronation took place. Interesting to see how things wld play out for the coming months. Is this the tipping point for the conservatives in Iran? Can we finally say Goodbye to the Ayatollah?

and in the Straits Times, PROZZIES ARE SEEN AS MORE TRUSTWORTHY THAN PUBLIC OFFICIALS IN CHINA! HAHAHAHAHA. omg this is hilarious.

well.

at least u know what you're getting into when u give a prostitute $50.